Radar Tape

Classroom tape. Graduates only. Cut at −15%, ride runners with a trail. Fake $100 / $500 that recap if they die. You paste the contract. This page cannot spend your money.

LOOK ONLY · EDUCATION waiting…
Fake $100 book · this run
$100.00
Hunting a first print. Classroom only.
Peak$100
Fake $500$500
This runflat
Last recap

What this tape proved

15 of 15 stops missed median −33% worst −96% 0 of 216 rules survived honest fills book $100 → $26.48

1. The stop did not hold.

The rule was: cut every loss at −15%. Across 15 live stop-outs the tape realized a median of −33%, an average of −43%, and a worst fill of −96%. Not one exit landed at −15%.

The reason is plain: a coin can fall most of its value between the moment you look at the price and the moment you sell. This classroom book checks the price about every 10 seconds and still could not get out at its stop.

2. That is what broke the model.

This kind of trading only works if the losses stay small and the rare winner is large. When the average loss is −43% instead of −15%, no realistic number of winners pays for the losers.

The book went from a fake $100 to $26.48 across 17 fills while proving it.

3. The first backtest was wrong, and here is exactly how.

It assumed that when a price touched your stop, you sold at your stop. Re-run with a truthful assumption — you sell at the next price you can actually see — 0 of 216 tested configurations stayed profitable.

The same rule scores 7.41 under the flattering assumption, 1.21 under the honest one, and 0.12 once its three luckiest coins are set aside.

4. The screen does not pick winners either.

Tested on 115 graduated coins, no filter rule separated winners from losers better than a coin flip. The full screen would have passed 1 coin out of 115 and rejected all 8 of the biggest winners.

The filter here is a safety filter. It avoids clone tickers, offensive names, dust prints, and coins too thin to sell back out of. Nothing more.

5. What the tape is for now.

A worked example of testing a trading idea honestly. The ledger below shows every fill, including the −96% one.

Fake money, education only. No wallet, no keys, no orders. Nothing here is advice or a forecast, and a book run this way can lose everything.

Live seat

No seat. Waiting on a graduate that clears the screen.

This run · % vs start

$100 book $500 book Zero line is start. Classroom recap if cash cannot take a $10 seat.

Live ledger · fake $100 / $500 book

Feed sources: Tape tracks pump.fun new prints and graduates (PumpSwap); the same coins appear in Phantom under the contract address.
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Time$TickerChainWhere it tradesCA In MC → Out MC $10 book$50 book P&L $10P&L $50% ExitHoldRun
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Fake money. Education only. Radar Tape never places orders.
Classroom extras (news, wallets, her named book, backtest)

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What this screen does and does not do

It is a safety filter. It skips copies of a ticker already trading, coarse or offensive names, dust prints from the first seconds of a pool, and coins with too little liquidity to sell back out of. That is all it is for.

Where the numbers come from. In this model the gain comes from a few rare runners. Most fills are small capped losses. The median fill loses money, and a long string of losses in a row is the normal case, not a malfunction.

This is a classroom tape with fake money. No wallet, no keys, no orders. Nothing here is advice or a forecast, and a book run this way can lose everything.

Live news · new coins

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Public addresses

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Her Telegram She said Call mc Now ATH Hold to now $10 Hold to now $50 $10 at ATH $50 at ATH Our 8-min $10 Our 8-min $50
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These are names she posted on TG/X. Call mc is her stated size, not a proven fill. Dead pool = −100% minus fees. Hold-to-now and ATH include 1%×2 + gas.

She posted these fills · same trade on $10 / $50

Coin Who Kind She put in She took out Multiple Same trade $10 net Same trade $50 net Her size after fees
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Same multiple she posted, on a fresh $10 and $50, minus 1% each way + 0.003 SOL gas both legs. Wallet shots are first-block fills (often ~$5–15k MC). A Telegram blast does not get those prices. Do not add the rows — ANSEM is listed more than once because she posted more than one fill. Fake money. No orders.

Trained on her named book

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Rule $10 sum Without ANSEM/CATE Median $10 Wins / losses
Grid of 300 rule sets on the minute tape…
38k candles. Old 8-min −25/+40 vs what the tape actually pays. Live hour uses the 60-min version (paper is one hour). Fake money.
Backtest coin Entry Our rules $10 $50 $10 if high $50 if high $10 if held to now $50 if held to now
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Same rules on ANSEM / CATE / JIMOTHY / SMOLCAT / CASHCAT / TOAD. First close in the $40k–$250k band, then stop −25% / take +40% / 8 min. Fake money.
Picking 3 watches…
1 · Buy SOL (real broker)
Coinbase or Kraken These are the only “broker” step. You buy SOL with your name on the account. They do not list these meme coins. Type coinbase.com or kraken.com yourself.
2 · Wallet (your keys)
Phantom or Solflare Send only what you can lose. Never your savings. Type phantom.com or solflare.com. Write the seed on paper. Nobody on Telegram should ever see it.
3 · Swap / launch pad
Jupiter + pump.fun Graduated coins: jup.ag. Brand-new bonding coins: pump.fun. Paste the contract. Check every character. Fake names copy the ticker, not the address.
4 · Venue is your call
Radar Tape does not pick a broker or bot for you. We do not execute trades, hold keys, or take a cut of volume. If you use a wallet, exchange, or terminal, you choose it, you fund it, and you bear the loss. Fast terminals keep a hot wallet. Clone sites steal funds. Type addresses yourself.

Brand new

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Her size + metrics

$12k–$450k with tape and chat…

Her old coins

Pulling ANSEM, CATE, JIMOTHY…